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Monday, May 4, 2009
The Salmon Man
My janitor, Sterling, was telling me this story this morning. You can't make this stuff up.
So, he gets here to UA at 5 in the morning. He starts cleaning on the 4th floor, and works his way down. He said he opened the men's bathroom door, and about puked. The smell of fish was so strong, he had to take a few minutes, and compose himself. He went in, and looked in the trash. Someone had thrown several cans of eaten salmon in the can.
Now apparently, this has happened multiple times this semester. In different restrooms, on different floors.
One of the Teaching Assistants, Rex, told me that he had caught this guy in the restroom before, here on the second floor. This man sits on the toilet, doing his business, and eats salmon. He also keeps a jug of water with him. Just so happened this guy ate the salmon on Friday, and then left it to smell over the weekend.
So, is this some new detox diet I don't know about? Two cans of salmon, a gallon of water, and sit on the potty?
(The only reason I share this story is because the smell of fish makes me vomit. And everyone knows it. That's why my janitor was taunting me with the story.)
So, he gets here to UA at 5 in the morning. He starts cleaning on the 4th floor, and works his way down. He said he opened the men's bathroom door, and about puked. The smell of fish was so strong, he had to take a few minutes, and compose himself. He went in, and looked in the trash. Someone had thrown several cans of eaten salmon in the can.
Now apparently, this has happened multiple times this semester. In different restrooms, on different floors.
One of the Teaching Assistants, Rex, told me that he had caught this guy in the restroom before, here on the second floor. This man sits on the toilet, doing his business, and eats salmon. He also keeps a jug of water with him. Just so happened this guy ate the salmon on Friday, and then left it to smell over the weekend.
So, is this some new detox diet I don't know about? Two cans of salmon, a gallon of water, and sit on the potty?
(The only reason I share this story is because the smell of fish makes me vomit. And everyone knows it. That's why my janitor was taunting me with the story.)
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